Оригинал взят у ibicvs

Продавцы увеличителей пениса, кажется, окончательно во мне разочаровались:

@темы: хи хи

А кто-нить смотрел «Шпион выйди вон»? А то отклики на рутрекере радуют своей тотальной незамутненностью

ЗЫ. И Hugo еще, который «Хранитель времени»?

@темы: movie

21.41. Последние новости по Аршавину. Только что Андрей был замечен возле метро – футболист покупал чипсы со вкусом малосольных огурцов.

@темы: ногомяч, хи хи

Bullett Magazine, февраль 2012 года

Photography by Finlay Mackay



Есть еще сканы, они крупнее, но хуже качеством



Еще есть статья. Она странная, там чото про менструацию, поэтому я ее не читал
Но вы, конечно же, прочитайте

Here’s Why We’re Still Obsessed with Sarah Michelle Gellar

by Caroline Ryder
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Life has settled down considerably for the O.G. vampire slayer over the past two years , but on camera she continues down a path of deceit and double-crossing, most recently in her new CW series, Ringer. And no matter how domesticated things get for the Golden Globe-nominated actor, she’ll always be our favorite ass-kicking, smack-talking, stake-wielding sweetheart . Period.


Leaning against the hood of a parked 1963 Camaro in front of a bedraggled motel on Sunset Boulevard, Sarah Michelle Gellar shakes the can of beer she’s been holding, releasing an explosive spray of suds that form foamy puddles on the sidewalk beneath her high-rise heels. She giggles, obviously enjoying her brief moment of rebellion, even if it is for the sake of the accompanying photos. All legs in a short skirt, she mock-defiantly purses her glossy lips, channeling Alabama Whitman, the feisty call girl brought to life by Patricia Arquette in the 1993 crime caper, True Romance. Off camera, the 34-year-old actor no longer indulges in such childish defiance; her alcohol consumption rarely exceeds a recreational glass of wine.

A few hours later, Gellar, who currently stars as a drug addicted ex-stripper hiding from the mob (by impersonating her twin sister) on the CW’s hit series Ringer, has changed back into her everyday clothes: jeans and an AlexanderMcQueen silk scarf. “What did you do to yourself?” she asks, the register of her voice rising to a maternal squeal as she gestures toward a nasty red wound on my forearm. Before going into the embarrassing details—which, among other things, involve at least one vodka drink too many—I cover the burn with my good arm, as if to shield the sore from her inevitable judgment.

After all, Gellar, who bagged a Daytime Emmy for her starring role on All My Children before she could legally enter a dance club, has always had her shit together. She’s never been photographed, legs akimbo, getting out of a limo, and she’s never stumbled out of the Chateau Marmont and into the driver’s seat. There are even websites that host heated debates over whether or not she’s ever taken a drag from a cigarette. “Do you believe everything you read?” she asks at the mention of her assumed purity, her maternal tone giving way to incredulity.“I’ve definitely smoked cigarettes, and I’ve partied plenty.I just got it out of my system early. I was lucky enough to have had my experiences when I was younger—and out of the public eye.”

Since giving birth to Charlotte, the little girl she and her husband, actor Freddie Prinze Jr., welcomed into the world two years ago, it’s unlikely, barring any burlesque midlife crises, that we’ll ever know the extent of her wilder side.“People always want the story, like, ‘What’s the one thing about you that no one knows?’ Or, ‘What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?’” She shakes her head, laughing. “When I was younger, I was very careful not to… ”

Get out of control?

“Not even. I just didn’t want to be seen with a drink in my hand. People looked up to Buffy, and she was a character that girls respected.”

Respect doesn’t even begin to describe the intense adoration that Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s devoted legions bestowed upon its star during the series’ six-year run. It’s hard to imagine how Gellar must have felt when, at the age of 19, she became one of the most beloved and enduring characters in the history of television. Young fans across the world looked up to Buffy, a high school cheerleader with the power to eviscerate all manner of vampires, demons, and undead annoyances. In the show’s wake, she left behind a trail of cultural analysis, from roughly a dozen academic books written by Buffyologists to entire college courses devoted to studying the show, which progressed feminist ideals, putting its bubblegum spin on philosophy, psychology, and theology. Buffy—and, by extension, Gellar—was held up as an exemplary post-feminist archetype alongside Carrie Bradshaw, Ally McBeal, and Bridget Jones. She was, according to cultural analyst and Buffy enthusiast Lorna Jowett, “Barbie with a kung-fu grip.”

Not surprisingly, by the time the series concluded in 2003, Gellar was itching to explore a new world of characters. “Back then, if you’d called me Buffy I would probably have been really annoyed,” she says. “Now, of course, I get it and I’m appreciative of it. But that’s something that comes with maturity, which most people don’t have when they’re 24 years old.” Footloose and Buffy-free, Gellar shifted wholeheartedly into film, a seamless transition given that her resume at that point already boasted memorable screen time in smart slasher films like Scream 2 and I Know What You Did Last Summer, and more surprising fare like Cruel Intentions, a fantastically sleazy take on the classic 1782 novel, Dangerous Liaisons.

Although she and her costar Selma Blair shared a steamy kiss in that film, it was Prinze Jr., with whom she worked on the set of I Know What You Did Last Summer, who preoccupied her time off-camera. The couple exchanged vows in a small ceremony in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, in 2002. That same year, she and Prinze Jr. appeared together in the first installment of the Scooby-Doo film franchise. “I called myself the Child Bride the other day,” she says, reflecting on the fact that she’s been married nearly 10 years, a lifetime by Hollywood standards. “But I felt like I was such an adult. In your early 20s, you know everything. No one can tell you anything. Then you turn 30 and think, I didn’t know anything. How did I fool everybody?”

In 2009, after working on a string of big-screen misfires (Southland Tales, TMNT) and straight-to-video releases, Gellar started a two-year hiatus to focus on raising her newborn daughter. It was the longest break from acting she’d taken since she started popping up in Burger King commercials at the age of 4. “For me, having a child was that clichéd, life-altering experience where everything took on a different meaning. Things that had once been priorities had no meaning to me anymore, and things that I’d never thought about suddenly became things that were on my mind. If I’d known how happy having a child would make me, I probably would have had one a long time ago.”

Despite being entirely engrossed in her daughter, Gellar insists that her work hasn’t suffered—instead, it’s Words With Friends that could use her undivided attention. “I love that one,” she says of the mobile word game. “But I’ve been with Charlotte since last Thursday, and so I haven’t returned a single word.”

Something of an app connoisseur, Gellar also swears by Sigalert, an online traffic report that offers real-time updates on traffic jams and road closures, an asset in Los Angeles,where everything’s only a drive away. “It’s changed my life,”she says, to which I respond by telling her about iPeriod, an app that monitors a woman’s cycle. Gellar’s eyes widen,and she lunges for her phone to download it. “You have just changed my life,” she says without a trace of sarcasm. “I’ll think of you every time I menstruate.”
www.bullettmedia.com/article/heres-why-were-sti...

@темы: mag, SMG, pix

Вундерваффе
Отечественный сериал "Военная разведка". Отсюда - mpopenker.livejournal.com/1401605.html

@темы: идиоты, хи хи

Обама назначил Еву Лонгорию сопредседателем штаба по переизбранию себя президентом
Американская актриса Ева Лонгория, известная по сериалу «Отчаянные домохозяйки», была назначена президентом США Бараком Обамой одним из сопредседателей штаба по переизбранию его главой государства, сообщает The Hollywood Reporter.
Всего сопредседателей 35.
Лонгория неоднократно участвовала в вечерах и концертах по сбору средств для Демократической партии США и агитировала за Обаму.
По оценке экспертов, она может помочь приобрести или сохранить действующему президенту США голоса американцев латиноамериканского происхождения. Считается, что эта категория избирателей не вполне удовлетворена достижениями Обамы во время первого срока президентства: он так и не осуществил иммиграционную реформу, что обещал сделать во время предвыборной кампании 2008 года.
www.gazeta.ru/news/lenta/2012/02/23/n_2215249.s...

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@темы: хи хи

Москва решила изменить свою военную доктрину и начала строительство сырьевого и логистического гиганта. «Сейчас мы можем уже открыто говорить, какие планы были у Советского союза в отношении Европы. Такой гигантский трубопровод должен был обеспечить сырьевую базу для военного нападения на западную Европу», - говорит профессор варшавского университета им. кардинала Стефана Вышинского историк Веслав Ян Высоцкий (Wiesław Jan Wysocki). Название же «Дружба» следует интерпретировать, скорее, как «братство по оружию».
www.inosmi.ru/poland/20120222/186594908.html

Поляки берут все новые и новые вершины маразма

@темы: идиоты, хи хи

@темы: биореактор

@темы: книги, хи хи, WH40k

Ведьмы невиновны окончательно
В Германии развернулась общественная дискуссия об официальной реабилитации мучениц инквизиции - женщин, сожженных на кострах по решению церковных судов по обвинениям в сговоре с дьяволом. Комиссия по жалобам городского совета Кельна по заявлению протестантского пастора Хартмута Хегелера единогласно приняла резолюцию, осуждающую проходившие в городе четыреста лет назад так называемые процессы над ведьмами.
Согласно принятому решению, предполагается, что все женщины, осужденные как ведьмы, были оболганы и поэтому должны быть реабилитированы...
...Интересно, что нечто вроде реабилитации осужденных за колдовство немецких женщин на свой лад ранее готовили и нацисты - готовили тайно, планируя при удобном случае избавиться от власти церкви, обвинив католическую церковь в намеренном уничтожении в лице одаренных свыше женщин лучшего генофонда немецкого народа и арийской расы вообще. Католиков хотели обвинить и в том, что делали они это в сговоре с мировым еврейством. Возглавлял подготовительную исследовательскую работу Генрих Гиммлер, среди предков которого также нашлась осужденная как ведьма и сожженная на костре женщина.
www.svobodanews.ru/content/article/24491514.htm...

И вот мечта Генриха нашего, Гиммлера, наконец и сбылась

@темы: идиоты